Stories with Skibidi Toilet energy

Please note that I didn't write any of these stories or articles, so they're not free use.

• This story about slow internet (anecdote)

  • Tl;dr (there's a lot of unnecessary dialogue in the story): customer's house had 2km worth of ping time from the relay station compared to their neighbour, despite their houses being about 10 metres apart. The cause was lazy workers burying the remaining 2km of cable in a ditch and calling it a day, instead of properly cropping it and taking away the remainder. Maybe the Astros do something similar to WoD because they just don't care if TTV feels good or not. Or maybe some Alliance engineers did it to one of their Titans due to a farcical misunderstanding of blueprints.

• Lena by qntm (fiction)

  • In-universe wiki article about "we digitised a guy, now here's how you use his resurrected brain". I personally don't headcanon that the techfolk are human-based but this is probably good brainworms if you do.

• This $35,000 computer made of living human neurons can run Doom (article)