Joyride
Some Astros take Watchman of Doom for a 'joyride' and make him blow stuff up. (No Union members are hurt, they're just destroying ruins.)
Depending on how easily Astros travel through space, maybe they could go to an abandoned Astro colony and destroy ruins there. Perhaps they normally can't do that but by chaining their warping to Titan TV's teleport, they can do it.
Titan TV doesn't enjoy it per se but appreciates being away from the Duchess for a bit/causing irritation for Duchess.